he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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