u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
