he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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