So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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