I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Randomize
