The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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