David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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