it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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