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why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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