I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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