i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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