I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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