It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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