i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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