CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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