You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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