I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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