we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The ass gains better be worth it
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