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You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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