I don't usually arrange sex via text message
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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