Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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