So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist