Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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