Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.