He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.