Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.