She's JV to your varsity
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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