return my video game
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
