Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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