Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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