Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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