Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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