my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I want her autograph on my taint
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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