I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Your penis caused this!
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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