the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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