Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Boobs speak an international language.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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