but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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