I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just gift wrapped bread.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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