More tranny stories later!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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