just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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