it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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