i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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