She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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