Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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