so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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