You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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