I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
You're like the curious george of whores
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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