Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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