Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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