Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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