Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
