normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
