How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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