plz talk dirty to me
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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