dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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