It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?