I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.