I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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