actually, I'm a sock model
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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