the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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