But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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