Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
