3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
tell me about the eggs
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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