he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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