I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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