Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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