I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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