just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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